Parents’ guide to movies
Published 5:00 am Friday, March 29, 2013
- Channing Tatum, left, and Dwayne Johnson star in “G.I. Joe: Retaliation.” See the full review in today's GO! Magazine.
‘THE HOST’
Rating: PG-13 for some sensuality and violence.
What it’s about: Aliens take over human bodies, but one human “host” mind survives this invasion.
The kid attractor factor: Aliens, humans fighting them and young people in love, written by the author of “Twilight.”
Good lessons / bad lessons: An orderly, safe world without free will is not worth living in.
Violence: Yes, including suicide.
Language: Mild profanity
Sex: As sexual as the first “Twilight.”
Parents Advisory: There’s more to chew on than necks in this “Twilight of the Body Snatchers,” but it’s chaste enough to be suitable for 12 and older.
‘G.I. JOE: RETALIATION’
Rating: PG-13 for intense sequences of combat violence and martial arts action throughout, and for brief sensuality and language
What it’s about: An elite commando unit is betrayed and tracks down those who killed their comrades.
The kid attractor factor: Channing Tatum, Dwayne Johnson, RZA, and a lot of explosions, fights, chases, gadgets and masked villains.
Good lessons / bad lessons: “Everybody wants to rule the world.”
Violence: Constant, lots of deaths, little blood.
Language: Quite clean.
Sex: A little cleavage, some dressing and undressing.
Drugs: None at all.
Parents’ advisory: More violent than the “Transformers” movies, but just as cartoonish. OK for 13 and older.
‘THE CROODS’
Rating: PG for some scary action.
What it’s about: A cowering family of cave men and women have to trek cross-country to safety when earthquakes destroy their home cave.
The kid attractor factor: Wisecracking cave people, 3-D animation, funny animals.
Good lessons/ bad lessons: “Fear” may be what “keeps us alive,” but a life with no risk is no life at all.
Violence: Slapstick, mostly.
Language: A DreamWorks ‘toon that is Disney clean.
Sex: Cave teens flirt.
Drugs: None.
Parents’ advisory: Mother-in-law jokes for the grownups, and feral toddlers and funny sloths for the kids. Suitable for all ages.
This guide, compiled by Orlando Sentinel film critic Roger Moore, is published here every Friday. It should be used with the MPAA rating system for selecting movies suitable for children. Films rated G, PG or PG-13 are included, along with R-rated films that may have entertainment or educational value for older children with parental guidance.