Parents’ Guide to Movies
Published 5:00 am Friday, April 2, 2010
‘The Last Song’
Rating: PG for thematic material, some violence, sensuality and mild language.
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What it’s about: A troubled teen finds romance and renewal when she spends the summer at her dad’s beach house.
The kid attractor factor: Miley Cyrus, making goo-goo eyes with her new off-camera flame, Liam Hemsowrth.
Good lessons/bad lessons: “People make mistakes. Even the people we love.”
Violence: Fisticuffs.
Language: The p-word, the b-word. Pretty mild.
Sex: Characters have some sexual history, but nothing on-screen.
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Drugs: Alcohol.
Parents’ advisory: Not as squeaky clean as some Nicholas Sparks adaptations, but still Miley-fan friendly, OK for 10 and up.
‘Clash of the Titans’
Rating: PG-13 for fantasy action violence, some frightening images and brief sensuality.
What it’s about: Men revolt against their cruel gods and only Perseus can save them from the gods’ wrath.
The kid attractor factor: Sword and sorcery, brawls with supernatural creatures.
Good lessons/bad lessons: “The oldest stories ever told are written in the stars.”
Violence: Oh yes, decapitations, beheadings, drownings, incinerations, impalings.
Language: Medusa’s nickname rhymes with “witch.”
Sex: “Sensuality.” That Zeus, he got around.
Drugs: None.
Parents’ advisory: More violent and intense (thanks to 3D) than the Clash of Titans of yore, it’s still suitable for 10 and older.
‘Our Family Wedding’
Rating: PG-13 for some sexual content and brief strong language.
What it’s about: Two large and very ethnic families — one black, one Hispanic — meet and comically clash during the titular nuptials.
The kid attractor factor: American Ferrara, “Ugly” and “Betty” no more.
Good lessons/bad lessons: The newlywed’s mantra — “It’s our marriage, THEIR wedding.”
Violence: A cake fight or two.
Language: “Brief strong language” that you’ll miss if you aren’t looking for it.
Sex: Two words — “goat” and “Viagra.”
Drugs: A big drunk scene.
Parents’ advisory: A bit broad and low for a wedding comedy, but barely more than a PG in terms of adult content.
‘Diary of a Wimpy Kid’
Rating: PG for some rude humor and language.
What it’s about: A boy narrates his comically nightmarish misadventures from his first year in middle school.
The kid attractor factor: The best-selling books come to life, or at least the big screen.
Good lessons/bad lessons: “It’s our choices that make us who we are.”
Violence: Bullies threaten it.
Language: Trips to the toilet using the milder words one uses there.
Sex: Boys stumble toward that age when they notice girls.
Drugs: None.
Parents’ advisory: Funny, irreverent, pretty faithful to the tween-centered books, this is very family friendly, potty breaks notwithstanding.
‘The Bounty Hunter’
Rating: PG-13 for sexual content, including suggestive comments, language and some violence.
What it’s about: A bounty hunter tries to bring in his ex wife, who skipped bail and missed her court date.
The kid attractor factor: Gerard Butler, a once and future Spartan. And Jennifer Aniston.
Good lessons/bad lessons: If the couple is incompatible, handcuffs won’t help.
Violence: Quite a lot of it, actually — shootings and beatings.
Language: Lots of profanity, much of it from Jen Aniston
Sex: Threatened, discussed.
Drugs: Alcohol is consumed.
Parents’ advisory: Too crass and violent for ages 12 and younger, PG-13 seems right on the mark.
The Family Movie Guide should be used along with the Motion Picture Association of America rating system for selecting movies suitable for children. Only films rated G, PG or PG-13 are included in this weekly listing, along with occasional R-rated films that may have entertainment value or educational value for older children with parental guidance.