Gentle mistresses and most distinguished gentlemen:

Whereas the people of Alexandria, in the Commonwealth of Virginia, in these United States of America, are generally obsessed with their city’s long history; and

Whereas Alexandria, founded in 1749, celebrates its heritage like there is no tomorrow; and

Whereas a bellowing bell-ringer in a tricorn hat, breeches, jabot and waistcoat almost always gets the party started right, or at least with a Colonial flair;

Now, therefore, the Office of Historic Alexandria does declare that the time is nigh to name a new town crier.

And so it was that Wednesday night, a dozen wannabe Founding Father types proffered their best oyezes at a tryout for the unpaid position of Alexandria town crier.

The turnout was … historic.

“The last time we did this, in 2005, five people tried out,” marveled Lance Mallamo, director of the city’s Historic Alexandria operation. “I’m amazed we got 12 — and at the high quality of talent we have here.”

Although strictly ceremonial, he said, the position is significant for a city “that likes to recall its heritage and historic traditions. “

In the 18th and 19th centuries, town criers in Alexandria and elsewhere were used to relay news to their communities. City officials reclaimed the anachronistic position from history’s Dumpster in the 1990s to infuse City Council meetings, parades and civic anniversaries with a ceremonial sense of the old.

Alexandria’s crier makes proclamations and opening remarks — and occasionally serves as master of ceremony — at events small and large, including the George Washington Birthday Parade and the city’s anniversary celebration.

Enough other cities and towns have done the same that there is now a national guild for town criers. (New Jersey is apparently a hotbed.) There is even a town crier world championship.

Mallamo thought there should be an open competition for the new town crier, like a Colonial “American Idol.”

And so 12 men — young and old, black and white, most of them history buffs, all of them loud — appeared before a six-judge panel at the Lloyd House. They rang their hand bells and shouted “Oyez!” (“oh yay” or “oh yes”) in triplicate, as is done before every Supreme Court session. Each applicant read a cry provided by the city and another that they were to have written themselves.

“Let it be known that on this day, September the seventh, in the year of our Lord two-thousand and eleven, his excellency Gen. George Washington, from his seat at Mount Vernon, has given his patronage and support to Mr. Andrew Mills of Stratford Landing in his bid to become the new town crier in the city of Alexandria,” intoned Andrew Mills, of Stratford Landing, reading his original cry.

The judges chuckled. Mills was stone serious.